FINAL DAY: DENNY SHANE INTERVIEW!
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MM: Before I ask you about Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco, it's obvious to me that you've suffered through some very big health set backs. What do you think was the single most definitive reason you were a survivor? What gave you the resolve to fight on?
DS: The single, most definitive reason? That's easy. I don't like to lose. Years ago my secretary once told me that I had better slow down and that if I didn't, God has ways of making me slow down. I laughed at her and waved my hand as I ran down the hall towards my next meeting. Well, God sent me a heart attack and I didn't slow down at all. So along comes the 1st stroke, a little slower, then the 2nd stroke, a bit more slower, then finally the 3rd one, now a blind turtle on crutches could beat me in a race. If I got any slower, they could hang a wreath on me for Memorial Day. Laugh.
MM: Take us through a reasonable ordinary day for such an unordinary guy (Shanes Blogsite is entitled "My Anything But Normal Life")?
DS: Geez, an ordinary day? I don't think I have ever had an ordinary day in my life. I go to bed early, around 10 PM nowadays, and then wake up and begin my day anywhere between 1 AM and 4 AM. I was never big on sleeping anyways. The first thing I do is make my way to the kitchen and put on the coffee. Next, I turn on the computer and then finally into the bathroom. Once all of that is completed I sit down to begin my day and write my Blog. I know, I know, my Blog always seems so organized and well-thought out. But the truth is I sit down and haven't the foggiest idea what I am going to write until my finger touches the first key on the keyboard. Laugh. I like to be fresh.
After that I try and read a little, maybe an hour. Then I turn to work--actually my life's work it seems. I've been doing my family history for just about 30 years. It started many years ago after Alex Haley's "Roots" was shown on television. I was bitten by the bug and began the search. I was thrilled with myself after writing down about 20 names. I say writing because we didn't have computers quite yet. Gasp! It became much easier to organize myself once that first Commodore 64 was released! Anyway, here I am..hold on, let me get an exact count. Okay, 26,195 people later and still going. Every day I find just one more person. I can go for hours researching. One clue leads to another and so on. It has been a real trip. I am so glad I will have something worthwhile to hand down to my children.
After that I chat with people on the internet and on Blogs. Then it's onto the supermarket! Since I can't shop like I once did all at once for the week. I now go everyday or other day to make the load a little more manageable. Are you all bored yet? Lot's of Laughs!
MM: Outside of my oldest brother you are the only person I know who shook hands with President John F. Kennedy. Give us a "thumb nail" impression-so to speak--of each of the Presidents you've met?
DS: Wow! now this is a tall order. Many of the older Presidents like Truman and Eishenhower I met at Kennedy's Innauguration. I was a newspaper boy for the Phildelphia Bulletin and began my political career by slipping unauthorized pictures of Kennedy into the newspapers before putting them in the doors of customers. You can't even imagine how proud a 13 year old kid could have been when I went around the next day delivering the newspaper and saw the pictures I inserted displayed in the windows of my customers. Anyway, to make a long story short, I won a contest that the Bulletin was running for the carriers. The grand prize was a trip to Kennedy's Innauguration and actually attending one of the earlier in the day parties. The big day came and I had to make my way to Pennsylvania Station to get the train to Washington. It snowed so much it was waist high and my parents weren't going to let me go to it. I think I cried and rolled around on the floor until they finally said "OK" just to get rid of me. At this after-event party I met JFK and shook hands, and I just knew he would be great. I instantly fell in love with Jacqueline when I shook her hand. I got to meet Harry S. Truman, a very definitely grandfatherly type who showed his years and the troubles he had to bear on his shoulders. Dwight Eishenhower was a tall, stern grandfatherly type, and Mamie was funny. Even though another great guy, but not a president was Douglas McArthur. To be honest I can't remember what I thought when I met him.
After that day I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. As I moved up in the world of politics, both locally and somewhat nationally I was invited to the White House 3 times for dinner: Reagan, Ford and Bush, Sr. I sat there and looked around all 3 times and thought "Look at me, a little kid from Fishtown in Philly, having dinner with the President in the White House! Absolutely unbelievable! Reagan was a very friendly, exceptionally friendly guy with enormous charisma. Ford was everyone's dad, just a really nice guy. Bush was a little bit more reserved but politie and nice. I actually liked Barbara more. Lot's of Laughs!
The one President that I got along with amazingly well but never met in person was Richard Nixon. We became honest to goodness pen pals that lasted right up until his death in 1994. He was a genuine man. It's truly regrettable that he will be remembered for the Watergate fiasco and he was to bear out Marc Anthony's words, "that the good that men do are oft interred with their bones."
MM: I really sensed that too. How interesting. You know I have to ask you this. The War on Terror. You are an astute observer. What are we doing that is right and what are we doing wrong?
DS: Oh my God, this could take days to answer. Right? Our intentions were good. Wrong? Just about everything. Can I just leave it at that? I haven't taken my pills yet this morning. Lot's of Laughs!
MM: Sure. That's fine. So-called Activist Judges who allegedly mischaracterize the Constitution. What are your views on this?
DS: They mischaracterize the Constitution to suit their own damn political views. They cave in to political groups du jour. Your pushing my buttons now Michael. Lot's of Laughs! I honestly don't know where they find some of these bozos, and from BOTH sides of the aisle, Republican AND Democrat. Let's move on, shall we?
MM: That's fine. I know you have been watching the trial of Saddam Hussein and I'd love to hear your impression of what is going on at this point and what should happen?
DS: Well, I sit and draw correlations between their system and our system. I strongly believe in giving a defendant his or her time to express their feelings, however, not only is Saddam making a mockery of the trials but I find fault with the Judges for allowing him to do so. They have no control over the proceedings. The present Judge has somewhat control and exercises his duty sparingly. The previous Judge that quit should be removed from office, period. As to what should happen? I'm not quite sure what you mean here but as to the verdict, etc.? I have a feeling that he will be found guilty on all counts. Sentencing should be immediate and carried out even faster, the same day preferably. There should be no retrial, no re-examination of the evidence, the only motion needed is the hangman placing the rope around his neck securely.
MM: I'm going to ask you about the pulse of our country. In my own field (broadcasting) Dick Clark Productions telephoned me here at home and turned down a positive show for children and adults citing that the country is just too pessimistic (and addicted to "Shock Television" where 19 year old anorexic babes in bikinis eat worms to win contests) to watch a 'Feel Good Show'. Amy Grant nothwithstanding. Otherwise they loved it. What is your view, Denny? Where are we as a nation?
DS: I think the American electorate has been so bombarded with scandals, ignorance, misappropriations, you name it that they can't help but be disenfranchised. Unfortunately, they are choosing the wrong way of showing their disapproval. They should vote for a person and immediately watch this person in action. The eventual cure for unresponsive politicians is that voting lever. If the elected offical does not perform to OUR expectations, they kick him out and send in a replacement and keep doing it over and over until the right person gets into office.
MM: Okay, let's shift gears a bit. I happen to know you were close friends with a lady in my industry, the late Television News Anchor Jessica Savitch. What do recall most about this lovely lady?
DS: I first met Jess so many years ago. I was invited to a party at a local Congressman's apartment and Jess had just moved into the building. This is where our friendship began and lasted right up until her horrible death. (Jessica and her husband were returning home from dinner one night, when an automobile accident caused their station wagon to flip upside down in a ravine and they drowned). She was an amazing woman, well educated, well spoken and really funny and simply loved to laugh. Her smile really did light up and entire room. There is no doubt that had she lived she would be sitting at the desk of the ABC Nightly News right now. Jess simply had the right stuff, at the right time.
MM: She was a terrific girl. Let's say a young person asked you for advice today on how best to find their direction in life, what might you tell them?
DS: I would tell them they would be better off calling the AAA for directions. My life has been filled with so many U-turns, sudden stop-signs, dead ends I wouldn't give anyone direction, except follow your heart and your intuition.
MM: You are certifiably a lover of The Arts. Tell us what music you enjoy and what book you happen to be reading at the moment?
DS: It might be easier to tell you what I don't like. However, I like classic Rock n Roll: Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly. I wasn't around prior to Rock & Roll, but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for The Original Ink Spots. So classy. I do like Opera, and since moving to Texas I have come to grips with a new appreciation of Country and Western.
As far as the book I happen to be reading at the moment? Don't laugh! "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelly. Yesterday someone asked me a question, and for some reason I thought the answer was contained in the book. I found myself flipping through the pages looking for the answer and suddenly I realized I wasn't flipping anymore and actually reading. With that I simply turned to page 1 and began. Presently I am up to the good part where they are making their selection of a new brain!
MM: When and how did you develop your study of Theology and the various belief systems?
DS: Michael, it's amazing how you can go from Music right into a good zinger like Theology, and in the next question asking about a perfect date.
MM: Oh, no! It's "Open Mike Night" here. You know me! Now, a delicious subject. Kelly Monaco. You did a series of Blogs about this Playboy Playmate and I want to ask you what intrigues you most about her?
DS: What intrigues me the most about her? Are you kidding Michael? Have you ever really looked at her? Let me put it this way. From her head to her toes.No, wait. That's too general from her neck to her ankles. Wait, I can do better. From her shoulder blades to her kneecaps. If I get any more specific about my interest you'll never be able to print this interview.
MM: Oh yes I will! Trust me. Okay, I won't push my luck. New question. How did you come to embrace a love of Opera and what Music interests you?
DS: This is a trick question, right? Didn't I answer this one before? Anyway, I've always loved Opera. The flow of the music and the words. The powerful voices of the great tenors: Enrico Caruso, Mario Lanza and Luciano Pavoratti. Many people may disagree with me here but I only mention those three tenors because there have been only three great tenors in the Opera world. Oh I know, I know, there's what-his-name and the other guy and I know deep down they have this immense hatred for Pavoratti (Denny's referring to Jose Carreras and Placido Domingo) but hey, if ya got it, ya got it. If ya don't, you don't. And he's got it and they don't.
What music? Hmmmm, can I say I like everything except things I don't understand like Rap? That's pretty much it. No, wait! There's also World Fusion, Ska, Hip Hop, Some New Age, Mictronal, Funk and the ever unpopular Electronica.
MM: Electronica? That's funny!!...See, I learn something new every day. Now I'm going into a record store to ask if they have an "Electronica Section"! Okay, back to being serious. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
DS: I only get 3 wishes?
In the spirit of Celebrating Life & Friendship, the man you see above is my 3rd Guest in a series on this BLOGSITE of mine I've decided to call "The Interview". This posting ran from Sunday, April 23rd and will continue thru 12:01 AM tomorrow (Thursday). Where did this month go, right? Exactly! Since I'm not hung up on timetables, this feature is unstructured. It will be archived for all to see again and again. So, depending on the time of day, grab your favorite flavored coffee, Latte' or Libation and just sit back and ENJOY a chat with my good friend, Denny Shane. He's a pretty amazing guy!
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If ever there was a "Renaissance Man" with a big heart and a sense of humor that exceeds the old Rowan & Martin Comedy Show on TV, it's got to be Denny. A retired Philadelphia Judge, his political career began as a teenager in the 1960's campaigning for President John F. Kennedy. Denny would secretly slip photos of Kennedy into his newspapers along his paper route. In what can only be described as a scene from "Saturday Night Live", Kennedy's motorcade accidentally hit Denny's father's car. So, he was officially "tapped" for politics! An Honorable Discharge after 4 years of service in the Navy, Denny served 20 years in many offices from local Committeeman to Judge and Administrator of the State of Pennsylvania. Amazingly, Denny was invited to dinner at the White House 3 times with President Reagan, President Ford, and President Bush, Sr.
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He has also met President Truman, President Kennedy, and President Eisenhower. His hands-on involvement in the community include positions as President of Kensington Burial Grounds, Paler Cemetery; Co-Founder of the Fisher Civic Association; and the Mayor's Committee on Economic Development. His Honors are numerous and impressive: Leadership Award presented by President Gerald Ford, Letter of Commendation presented by President Jimmy Carter, United States Congressional Certificate for Community Service, Citations from The Pennsylvania House of Representatives, Pennsylvania State and Philadelphia City Council, The Big Brother "Good Guy" Award, Shackamaxon Boys Club Award and a Citation for Leadership from the Board of Trustees from the Kensignton Burial Ground.
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He has traveled 5 of the 7 continents of the world before retiring to Texas to start 2 computer companies. After selling his companies, he traveled to a resort island off the Coast of Belize in Central America. A proud father of 5 children, his daughter is a Lawyer, his two sons are in the Investment Management business, and of course you'll remember his two darling little girls we've seen on Denny's Blogsite; they are in the 1st and 4th grades. Although a young man, Denny suffered a heart attack and 3 strokes. Thank God for us he is a true survivor! And he has managed to "keep on keeping on" by making all of us laugh with wit and humor intact. He told me I could ask him anything, so I did. Here we go! We cover a lot of ground here from our divided country, the Saddam Hussein Trail, funny pranks, Playboy Playmates and what adds up to an extraordinary life.
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MM: Before I ask you about Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco, it's obvious to me that you've suffered through some very big health set backs. What do you think was the single most definitive reason you were a survivor? What gave you the resolve to fight on?
DS: The single, most definitive reason? That's easy. I don't like to lose. Years ago my secretary once told me that I had better slow down and that if I didn't, God has ways of making me slow down. I laughed at her and waved my hand as I ran down the hall towards my next meeting. Well, God sent me a heart attack and I didn't slow down at all. So along comes the 1st stroke, a little slower, then the 2nd stroke, a bit more slower, then finally the 3rd one, now a blind turtle on crutches could beat me in a race. If I got any slower, they could hang a wreath on me for Memorial Day. Laugh.
MM: Take us through a reasonable ordinary day for such an unordinary guy (Shanes Blogsite is entitled "My Anything But Normal Life")?
DS: Geez, an ordinary day? I don't think I have ever had an ordinary day in my life. I go to bed early, around 10 PM nowadays, and then wake up and begin my day anywhere between 1 AM and 4 AM. I was never big on sleeping anyways. The first thing I do is make my way to the kitchen and put on the coffee. Next, I turn on the computer and then finally into the bathroom. Once all of that is completed I sit down to begin my day and write my Blog. I know, I know, my Blog always seems so organized and well-thought out. But the truth is I sit down and haven't the foggiest idea what I am going to write until my finger touches the first key on the keyboard. Laugh. I like to be fresh.
After that I try and read a little, maybe an hour. Then I turn to work--actually my life's work it seems. I've been doing my family history for just about 30 years. It started many years ago after Alex Haley's "Roots" was shown on television. I was bitten by the bug and began the search. I was thrilled with myself after writing down about 20 names. I say writing because we didn't have computers quite yet. Gasp! It became much easier to organize myself once that first Commodore 64 was released! Anyway, here I am..hold on, let me get an exact count. Okay, 26,195 people later and still going. Every day I find just one more person. I can go for hours researching. One clue leads to another and so on. It has been a real trip. I am so glad I will have something worthwhile to hand down to my children.
After that I chat with people on the internet and on Blogs. Then it's onto the supermarket! Since I can't shop like I once did all at once for the week. I now go everyday or other day to make the load a little more manageable. Are you all bored yet? Lot's of Laughs!
MM: Outside of my oldest brother you are the only person I know who shook hands with President John F. Kennedy. Give us a "thumb nail" impression-so to speak--of each of the Presidents you've met?
DS: Wow! now this is a tall order. Many of the older Presidents like Truman and Eishenhower I met at Kennedy's Innauguration. I was a newspaper boy for the Phildelphia Bulletin and began my political career by slipping unauthorized pictures of Kennedy into the newspapers before putting them in the doors of customers. You can't even imagine how proud a 13 year old kid could have been when I went around the next day delivering the newspaper and saw the pictures I inserted displayed in the windows of my customers. Anyway, to make a long story short, I won a contest that the Bulletin was running for the carriers. The grand prize was a trip to Kennedy's Innauguration and actually attending one of the earlier in the day parties. The big day came and I had to make my way to Pennsylvania Station to get the train to Washington. It snowed so much it was waist high and my parents weren't going to let me go to it. I think I cried and rolled around on the floor until they finally said "OK" just to get rid of me. At this after-event party I met JFK and shook hands, and I just knew he would be great. I instantly fell in love with Jacqueline when I shook her hand. I got to meet Harry S. Truman, a very definitely grandfatherly type who showed his years and the troubles he had to bear on his shoulders. Dwight Eishenhower was a tall, stern grandfatherly type, and Mamie was funny. Even though another great guy, but not a president was Douglas McArthur. To be honest I can't remember what I thought when I met him.
After that day I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. As I moved up in the world of politics, both locally and somewhat nationally I was invited to the White House 3 times for dinner: Reagan, Ford and Bush, Sr. I sat there and looked around all 3 times and thought "Look at me, a little kid from Fishtown in Philly, having dinner with the President in the White House! Absolutely unbelievable! Reagan was a very friendly, exceptionally friendly guy with enormous charisma. Ford was everyone's dad, just a really nice guy. Bush was a little bit more reserved but politie and nice. I actually liked Barbara more. Lot's of Laughs!
The one President that I got along with amazingly well but never met in person was Richard Nixon. We became honest to goodness pen pals that lasted right up until his death in 1994. He was a genuine man. It's truly regrettable that he will be remembered for the Watergate fiasco and he was to bear out Marc Anthony's words, "that the good that men do are oft interred with their bones."
MM: I really sensed that too. How interesting. You know I have to ask you this. The War on Terror. You are an astute observer. What are we doing that is right and what are we doing wrong?
DS: Oh my God, this could take days to answer. Right? Our intentions were good. Wrong? Just about everything. Can I just leave it at that? I haven't taken my pills yet this morning. Lot's of Laughs!
MM: Sure. That's fine. So-called Activist Judges who allegedly mischaracterize the Constitution. What are your views on this?
DS: They mischaracterize the Constitution to suit their own damn political views. They cave in to political groups du jour. Your pushing my buttons now Michael. Lot's of Laughs! I honestly don't know where they find some of these bozos, and from BOTH sides of the aisle, Republican AND Democrat. Let's move on, shall we?
MM: That's fine. I know you have been watching the trial of Saddam Hussein and I'd love to hear your impression of what is going on at this point and what should happen?
DS: Well, I sit and draw correlations between their system and our system. I strongly believe in giving a defendant his or her time to express their feelings, however, not only is Saddam making a mockery of the trials but I find fault with the Judges for allowing him to do so. They have no control over the proceedings. The present Judge has somewhat control and exercises his duty sparingly. The previous Judge that quit should be removed from office, period. As to what should happen? I'm not quite sure what you mean here but as to the verdict, etc.? I have a feeling that he will be found guilty on all counts. Sentencing should be immediate and carried out even faster, the same day preferably. There should be no retrial, no re-examination of the evidence, the only motion needed is the hangman placing the rope around his neck securely.
MM: I'm going to ask you about the pulse of our country. In my own field (broadcasting) Dick Clark Productions telephoned me here at home and turned down a positive show for children and adults citing that the country is just too pessimistic (and addicted to "Shock Television" where 19 year old anorexic babes in bikinis eat worms to win contests) to watch a 'Feel Good Show'. Amy Grant nothwithstanding. Otherwise they loved it. What is your view, Denny? Where are we as a nation?
DS: I think the American electorate has been so bombarded with scandals, ignorance, misappropriations, you name it that they can't help but be disenfranchised. Unfortunately, they are choosing the wrong way of showing their disapproval. They should vote for a person and immediately watch this person in action. The eventual cure for unresponsive politicians is that voting lever. If the elected offical does not perform to OUR expectations, they kick him out and send in a replacement and keep doing it over and over until the right person gets into office.
MM: Okay, let's shift gears a bit. I happen to know you were close friends with a lady in my industry, the late Television News Anchor Jessica Savitch. What do recall most about this lovely lady?
DS: I first met Jess so many years ago. I was invited to a party at a local Congressman's apartment and Jess had just moved into the building. This is where our friendship began and lasted right up until her horrible death. (Jessica and her husband were returning home from dinner one night, when an automobile accident caused their station wagon to flip upside down in a ravine and they drowned). She was an amazing woman, well educated, well spoken and really funny and simply loved to laugh. Her smile really did light up and entire room. There is no doubt that had she lived she would be sitting at the desk of the ABC Nightly News right now. Jess simply had the right stuff, at the right time.
MM: She was a terrific girl. Let's say a young person asked you for advice today on how best to find their direction in life, what might you tell them?
DS: I would tell them they would be better off calling the AAA for directions. My life has been filled with so many U-turns, sudden stop-signs, dead ends I wouldn't give anyone direction, except follow your heart and your intuition.
MM: You are certifiably a lover of The Arts. Tell us what music you enjoy and what book you happen to be reading at the moment?
DS: It might be easier to tell you what I don't like. However, I like classic Rock n Roll: Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly. I wasn't around prior to Rock & Roll, but I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for The Original Ink Spots. So classy. I do like Opera, and since moving to Texas I have come to grips with a new appreciation of Country and Western.
As far as the book I happen to be reading at the moment? Don't laugh! "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelly. Yesterday someone asked me a question, and for some reason I thought the answer was contained in the book. I found myself flipping through the pages looking for the answer and suddenly I realized I wasn't flipping anymore and actually reading. With that I simply turned to page 1 and began. Presently I am up to the good part where they are making their selection of a new brain!
MM: When and how did you develop your study of Theology and the various belief systems?
DS: Michael, it's amazing how you can go from Music right into a good zinger like Theology, and in the next question asking about a perfect date.
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MM: Hey, I go with the flow!
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DS: Lot's of laughs! How did I develop my study of Theology? Quite frankly it all started with my family history many years ago. As I researched and discovered new members of my family it became much more than adding a name, birth and death dates. I dug into what their lives were like when they were alive. I found myself drifting off into their time period. The more questions I had, the further I dug. Then I made an astonishing discovery in that I have a direct line from the Merovingian line in France directly down to little ole me. I think at that point I realized why I was so consumed with researching my family history. There was a reason and I had found it. Many years ago, after corresponding with many direct descendents of the line, I came across Opus Dei and contacted the organiztion. Within a relatively short time I became a full fledged member and today share in membership with 84,000 people over every continent of the world.
MM: I regularly refer to you as a "Renaissance Man". You guys can charm the women to no end, so describe for us your ideal First Date?
DS: This is an easy one for me. Actually, didn't I just describe my ideal first date a few days ago on your blog?
MM: I regularly refer to you as a "Renaissance Man". You guys can charm the women to no end, so describe for us your ideal First Date?
DS: This is an easy one for me. Actually, didn't I just describe my ideal first date a few days ago on your blog?
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MM: You did, but who reads my BLOG? Please. Humor me!
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DS: Anyway, it is midnight as we sit huddled together on the Spanish Steps, laughing and giggling about nothing. Sharing a gelato at Giolitti, holding hands while we walked quietly in the gardens at Palatine Hills. Being bold and naughty in the catacombs under the Borghese Gallery and finally resting in each other's arms inside Nero's Golden Palace. All the time Ravel's Bolero is quietly escalating in the background! I don't think I should go any further here.
MM: "Bold and naughty..."Come on! You're leaving us on the edge of our seats! It's as if the film just broke in the theater and the audience is yelling (impersonates the audience) Boooo! Booooooo! (Recovered). Speaking for myself, I was disappointed at the outcome of the Russian woman we all came to know and love as "Olga". Any desire to write a book--an expose like Elvis' bodyguards did on the subject, as in: "Olga, What Happened?"
DS: (Melodramatic and serious) Olga! Olga! Wherefore are thou Olga? You slut. I thought about a book, "Jumping Up and Down On My Heart: And then kicking it 40 yards for a field goal!"
Your readers will simply have to go to my blog and find the Olga posts and read about the torrid affair. Lots of Laughs! But the really funny thing happened a few days ago. A while ago I joined a postcard club. You are randomly given 5 names worldwide and you send out a postard to each person, then 5 other people are given your name and address and they do the same. It goes on and on. I guess I have about 100 different postcards from all over the world from an assortment of people, not all quite normal I might add. Anyway, last week I get a postcard from Russia, actually blasting me for making fun of Olga. They went into how Russian females are sincere, blah, blah, blah and then signed the card, "Olga". I nearly died! Lots of Laughs!
MM: Sounds like they threw you a 'Molotov Cocktail'? We could compare dating experiences, Denny. At least you get closure. I get, "He's too nice. This can't be real". Then I walk the streets looking for a Digital Jukebox to play The Doors "The End". All of which leads me to ask: What is your favorite word and why?
DS: Wow! now I really do have to think here. I think I would have to say A kiss-ass. As you know, I loved politics and that profession is full of them. As I rose up the ladder of success I had to do a lot of it, but once I got there I made sure I surrounded myself with even more kiss-assers. It did wonders for my ego.
MM: Really? Let me make some notes in case I become a raging success. Okay, what is your least favorite word and why?
DS: Geez, I should have seen this one coming down the pike. Well, I would guess my least favorite word should be a word that I rarely, if ever, use in everyday language. After really thinking hard about this question and the answer (I am not allowed to think really hard because of the potential for more strokes), I would have to say that desconfianza fits the bill. To help you, I'll use it in a sentence, When I was in politics I grew to desconfianza members of the opposite party. How was that? You didn't say it had to be an English word now did you?
MM: "Bold and naughty..."Come on! You're leaving us on the edge of our seats! It's as if the film just broke in the theater and the audience is yelling (impersonates the audience) Boooo! Booooooo! (Recovered). Speaking for myself, I was disappointed at the outcome of the Russian woman we all came to know and love as "Olga". Any desire to write a book--an expose like Elvis' bodyguards did on the subject, as in: "Olga, What Happened?"
DS: (Melodramatic and serious) Olga! Olga! Wherefore are thou Olga? You slut. I thought about a book, "Jumping Up and Down On My Heart: And then kicking it 40 yards for a field goal!"
Your readers will simply have to go to my blog and find the Olga posts and read about the torrid affair. Lots of Laughs! But the really funny thing happened a few days ago. A while ago I joined a postcard club. You are randomly given 5 names worldwide and you send out a postard to each person, then 5 other people are given your name and address and they do the same. It goes on and on. I guess I have about 100 different postcards from all over the world from an assortment of people, not all quite normal I might add. Anyway, last week I get a postcard from Russia, actually blasting me for making fun of Olga. They went into how Russian females are sincere, blah, blah, blah and then signed the card, "Olga". I nearly died! Lots of Laughs!
MM: Sounds like they threw you a 'Molotov Cocktail'? We could compare dating experiences, Denny. At least you get closure. I get, "He's too nice. This can't be real". Then I walk the streets looking for a Digital Jukebox to play The Doors "The End". All of which leads me to ask: What is your favorite word and why?
DS: Wow! now I really do have to think here. I think I would have to say A kiss-ass. As you know, I loved politics and that profession is full of them. As I rose up the ladder of success I had to do a lot of it, but once I got there I made sure I surrounded myself with even more kiss-assers. It did wonders for my ego.
MM: Really? Let me make some notes in case I become a raging success. Okay, what is your least favorite word and why?
DS: Geez, I should have seen this one coming down the pike. Well, I would guess my least favorite word should be a word that I rarely, if ever, use in everyday language. After really thinking hard about this question and the answer (I am not allowed to think really hard because of the potential for more strokes), I would have to say that desconfianza fits the bill. To help you, I'll use it in a sentence, When I was in politics I grew to desconfianza members of the opposite party. How was that? You didn't say it had to be an English word now did you?
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MM: Oh, no! It's "Open Mike Night" here. You know me! Now, a delicious subject. Kelly Monaco. You did a series of Blogs about this Playboy Playmate and I want to ask you what intrigues you most about her?
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DS: What intrigues me the most about her? Are you kidding Michael? Have you ever really looked at her? Let me put it this way. From her head to her toes.No, wait. That's too general from her neck to her ankles. Wait, I can do better. From her shoulder blades to her kneecaps. If I get any more specific about my interest you'll never be able to print this interview.
MM: Oh yes I will! Trust me. Okay, I won't push my luck. New question. How did you come to embrace a love of Opera and what Music interests you?
DS: This is a trick question, right? Didn't I answer this one before? Anyway, I've always loved Opera. The flow of the music and the words. The powerful voices of the great tenors: Enrico Caruso, Mario Lanza and Luciano Pavoratti. Many people may disagree with me here but I only mention those three tenors because there have been only three great tenors in the Opera world. Oh I know, I know, there's what-his-name and the other guy and I know deep down they have this immense hatred for Pavoratti (Denny's referring to Jose Carreras and Placido Domingo) but hey, if ya got it, ya got it. If ya don't, you don't. And he's got it and they don't.
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What music? Hmmmm, can I say I like everything except things I don't understand like Rap? That's pretty much it. No, wait! There's also World Fusion, Ska, Hip Hop, Some New Age, Mictronal, Funk and the ever unpopular Electronica.
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MM: Electronica? That's funny!!...See, I learn something new every day. Now I'm going into a record store to ask if they have an "Electronica Section"! Okay, back to being serious. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?
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DS: I only get 3 wishes?
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MM: Yup.
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DS: Well, I could not wish for world peace. What? No world peace you ask? Well, assuming I wished for world peace and we got what I wished for, can you imagine all of the sorrow and sadness there would be in the world? Right off the bat, all of the people associated with the news media would be layed off and fired. Do you know how many people that would be on a global scale? I shudder to even think about it. I could not fathom Larry King in a food line, begging for rotted potatoes. Now that I have ruined the world with the first wish, I don't think I better go into numbers 2 and 3.
MM: What do your children make of your BLOGsite, "My Anything But Normal Life"?
DS: One of the things I am most proud of with my children is the fact that they have well-functioning brains. They are intelligent, well-rounded and cosmopolitan. And as such, they refuse to read my Blog. Now if I could only get my 80 year old parents off my back and stop reading it I would be happy. Geez put ONE naked picture in there and I am suddenly going to Hell in a flaming basket!
MM: "IN-A-FLAMING-BAS-KET!" (laughing hysterically while Denny waits for me to regroup). Oh, God! That kills me. A flaming basket! Okay. The big question: What lies ahead for Denny Shane?
DS: Well, for one thing, now that this interview is over I am heading down to Shaunessey's and getting a double Jack Daniels with a rot gut chaser.
MM: What do your children make of your BLOGsite, "My Anything But Normal Life"?
DS: One of the things I am most proud of with my children is the fact that they have well-functioning brains. They are intelligent, well-rounded and cosmopolitan. And as such, they refuse to read my Blog. Now if I could only get my 80 year old parents off my back and stop reading it I would be happy. Geez put ONE naked picture in there and I am suddenly going to Hell in a flaming basket!
MM: "IN-A-FLAMING-BAS-KET!" (laughing hysterically while Denny waits for me to regroup). Oh, God! That kills me. A flaming basket! Okay. The big question: What lies ahead for Denny Shane?
DS: Well, for one thing, now that this interview is over I am heading down to Shaunessey's and getting a double Jack Daniels with a rot gut chaser.
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MM: Eww!
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DS: No, just kidding! Actually, barring any more unforseen strokes I would like to travel again, and head back to Rome. No, actually, I would like my blog to be syndicated and I would actually make money off of it. No, no wait! I am writing a new book, entitled Chatroom Psycho and it would be nice if it debuted in the #1 spot on the NY Times Best Seller List.
No, after cafeful consideration, I liked my first idea. Slainte!
No, after cafeful consideration, I liked my first idea. Slainte!
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MM: Okay, well look. I reserve the right to come back here and check in with you in the future. Denny Shane! His Link is on my Blogsite off to the Right margin. Just scroll down to "My Anything But Normal Life". A great friend, a very funny fellow, a fascinating life thusfar and God Willing with much more ahead...and who knows. Kelly Monaco? Hey Kelly: If the crawler picks this up and your Agent passes this along, I can vouch for Denny. He's a Class Act and you should at least go out with him twice. Thanks a million, my friend. It's been a Joy!
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66 Comments:
I like learning about your Bloggers.
I know this is going to be good. I'll be back over on Sunday to read this in its entirety. It's going on midnight now and I'm about to drop, lol!
I think this is the first interview I've seen in this series. I thought about doing something like this before, but you beat me to it. Instead I'll have fun learning all about your "new" subjects!:)
Great interview! The guy was fascinating. Will be back to read more.
Thanks for visiting today.
Michael! Wow, I hardly recognized myself! Good job at making me sound human!
The one thing I wanted to add was to the ladies... I am single and available!! Yes, amazingly true... I am a Pisces, love all kinds of food, especially Italian, French, Spanish, lots of others, along with the women that cook those foods!
Did I mention I was single and available?
Michael, nice interview!
Denny you ARE a true renaissance man! It's really fun to learn so much about you. And you were a politico? Who would have thunk it ;-)
That was a terrific read. Thanks to both of you, Michael and Denny. One of the most facinating things about a process like this is the feeling you get about a person you know and like revealing more that you didn't know about. It turns out you can totally like and respect a person regardless of their differences. Maybe blogging and interviewing is the answer to world peace? Oh, wait, we don't want to put Larry King out of work. Denny's right. (chortle).
Teresa: We always enjoy learning about YOU! You are "our girl in Indiana". BTW: Denny wants all the girls here to know he is single!
Carolyn: Beautiful women=Beauty Sleep. We understand! Denny is single, Carolyn. (So am I) So if you know of any great looking, intelligent, funny, lovable, loyal single women. We're here dying on the vine.
Janet: You know something? Growing up, I never distinguished a "Star" from many of my friends. The only difference was the size of their bank accounts. But the world is filled with so many people around us whom we see amiably taking their morning walks or standing quietly on a city street corner. It could be New York or downtown Louisville. I've just been enourmously blessed to have been taken into the confidence of some of the greatest "Stars" I know, like Denny. And Janet, Denny is single. He wanted to work that into our interview.
My Float: Very much so. Quite a guy!
LisaBinDaCity: He is truly amazing! And he's single! (He may not want you to know I'm single)but truly he IS The "Renaissance Man" women love.
Bud: I finished watching "Exodus" again last night. And it was so stirring to hear the confidence in Paul Newman's voice, the sheer excitement of people of different ethnic backgrounds and origin, living in peace and harmony side by side as brothers. I read a speech by the late Juan Trippe, founder of Pan Am. He spoke about the first commercial jet aircraft coming on line in the spirit of, How could the jet NOT help to share and exchange our cultures and promote the family of man? I believe in our heart of hearts we all wish for this. We simply must continue to work on a solution. A radio commentator who has studied all religions said the other night, "The more I study different religions, the more I see in common and the less I see in divisiveness". Amazing. You have a good heart Bud!
Michael, if you could, would you please kinda work the fact in that I am 'single' in your comments. lol Thanks.
Great interview Michael!!~~and may I add also what a delightful subject you picked as the intervieweeeeee.You don't have to sell me on him~~~ My goodness I've seen the man naked!!! ( his stick figure self drawing on his blog would make any'bunny' blush.You ladies reading this interview really should run over there and take a gander at it~~ but not if you're faint of heart. In the meantime I'm off to shop for some groceries~~ you know being SINGLE, one has to shop wisely~~ it's hard making all these wonderful French, and Italian recipes for just ONE~~ you know,being SINGLE and all.
Happy Trails, Michael.
Michael ~ Great interview. Learned a lot of things that I didn't already know.
Denny ~ Did you say you were married and stopped looking? LOL :P
Kelly!! What a co-incidence! I was just on your blog and left you a nice comment. Well, I thought it was nice anyway.
By the way, are you single and can you cook?
Diva... ya know, it's a good thing I know you and like you. lol
Great interview guys!!
However, I am not surprised with any of the facts placed here in this interview of Denny Shane. I don't think anything could surprise me with this lovely man. And that is a good thing, I think...
I was expecting to read some kind of orgy broke out at the white house and Kelly Monoco was the delighful host. Too bad.
Does Denny shaking hands with John F. Kennedy mean that he also slept with Marilyn Monroe? Meaning, if you don't use protection with your loving host, you are sleeping with all their past partners. Wow Denny! One shake and you are whisked around the world! It's not a joke to say Denny is very worldly!
Also, not only is Denny world renowned, he's also some kind of medium, what with all the "automatic handwriting" he does on his blog. If you are not familiar with the term automatic handwriting, please see Sylvia Browne... Or James Van Prague.
I am fortunate enough to have spoken with Mr. Shane on several occasions which all proved to be fantastically entertaining. Denny is a fun, intelligent, witty man I am proud to call my pal. My pal Denny.
Addendum:
I think Michael Manning should get me a job.
I was just thinking... I wonder if Denny has the power to bring back John F. Kennedy Jr. He had fantastic hair, and I would love to pull on it if you know what I mean...
If you could only do this one favor for me Denny, that would be fantastic...
Whoa! Very cool interview.
However, Denny, you probably shoulda pimped yourself out during the interview instead of in comments.
That's ok. I'll pimp you out.
pssst, Kelly, on my way to see the stick man.
wow PDD... it's still not too late for me to call the Bellafuccio Brothers in Philly, ya know? wink wink.
Nah, on second thought, I'd be dead before the sun rose. lol ;)
Cool crabbie! My own personal pimper!! Man, am I living now! If my political buddies could only see me now... well, the ones that aren't dead or guests of the US Government somewhere. lol
LOL! What fun! I can't think of anyone better for your first Blogger Interview than Denny!
(although Denny, I think I may have read it too fast, because I don't recall seeing you mention my name even once??? I'll go back and read it again... ;-)
and okay, Denny is the 3rd guest, but Denny is truly one of a kind, so no one really comes before OR after, do they? LOL! Pardon my faux pas... :-)
Lisa, you can't read between the lines? Practically ever other invisible sentence says, "Lisa you are so hot, beautiful, and I am totally in love with you, let's escape to Italy." I am surprised you didn't catch that part. I said it enough. ;)
LOL! I guess I'm more of a "literal" gal. I'll look harder for the subtleties next time. :-)
Thank you so much for stopping by and visiting me for a spell :)
It's always good to have you ...
The interview is a great idea!!
What a great interview.
This was such a great interview, Michael. Such an interesting man. I enjoyed reading this emmensely! And I like his choice in the rock and roll era. And the Ink Spots. I got to meet a few of them, as they were friends of Charley's. I just love their music. Thank you for sharing! Much Aloha, Michael. My Charley would have loved meeting you.
Kelly: HA! You don't need me selling you on Denny, do you! Did you hear Denny, Kelly's single! See, Denny I started something...
Fashion Diva: He's single and looking!
Psychic-dumb-dumb: First, I could use a job! Then we'll work on you!
Crabbie: You two are killing me! Remember, we're in a meat market!!
Lisa: No more "subtle" for me,either! You've just "cured" that!
Present storm: Yeah, I thought it was kinda original too! Glad you came by and enjoyed Denny! lol!
GW: Good to see you! Can you imagine sitting in Denny's Courtroom watching the cases? A riot! Lots of love!!!
Tutu: And I, in turn would have really enjoyed meeting Charlie. Mahalo, Tutu!
Michael once again you shined, showing your skills. You shared a blogger that I have visited often bu knew so little about.
This came at a very good time for me as I struggle with just what should I share or not share not my blog. I have always
enjoyed Denny's blog but there is SO much more to him than you see when you visit his blog. I enjoyed this interview very
much. Thank you for being you and Denny you have a new fan. :)
awww, I love Denny! that was great!
Hey there ms. vickie! Thanks! ;)
awwww gee whiz there Dawn, I love you also! ;)
Gosh there is so much love in this place I am being smothered! lol
Denny, I have seen a lot of "smothering" on 89.com lol
Ms. Vickie: Quite a guy!
Dawn: Me loves U too!
Pcyhic dumb dumb: I'll let you two sort that out while I wipe off all this Red lipstick. Geez, FUN!
Michael, thank you for stopping by my Tutubent site, and for your kind words. Charley was an inspiration to alot of people and so are you. It shows in all that you do. Your work is great, and you share so much with others. Thank you for being the man you are.
And when my son and I finish the CD of Charley's songs, I would like for you to have one. And if you keep inspiring me, don't be too surprised if we write a song for you. ;-) Much aloha to you.
Tutu: Sending you a BIG HUG and a sincere wish for a beautiful week of smiles! You are precious! And if I can inspire or make you Laugh with my Kooky Humor, I am very Happy!!
Wonderful interview, Michael. You definitely captured the Denny we all know and love!
This was a really fun and interesting read! What amazes me is that Denny was in a legal/political field, and yet still retained such a great sense of humour afterwards, and also through the health issues he's had. He's personality plus! And so are you Michael!
(((Hugs to you both!)))
Skye: Yes, I'm very proud to call Denny my friend. lol!
Carolyn: We'll take a HUG from you anyday! And yeah, you're so right. I think Denny's sense of humour is contagious! The "Best Medicine".
What a great interview..Enjoyable to all about Denny.
Thankyou for stopping by..Don't uncross your fingers..I'm hoping ;)
"Enjoyable to all about Denny."
Oops..meant enjoyable to read and learn all about Denny.
Heidi: "Enjoyable" always to hear from YOU and all the cool things you are up to! lol!! BTW: I checked with Denny this morning, and he was making coffee and still a single guy while he was making the coffee!! I was asked to pass that along!! LOL
I really enjoyed that interview and what a great idea.
had a great time in Marfa but didn't make it to where they filmed 'Giant'
will have to add that to the next trip there...
things keep looking good in your world!
Shutterbabeuk: Sure! I haven't been there either, but have seen films of the Warner Brothers Crews bringing in the filming equipment. James Dean was quoted as saying: "We're going to bring some class to this town". A little trivia! Thanks for your vsit and glad you enjoyed Denny's interview.
Yaaay! Great interview... keep it up; I find it all so very interesting. Denny sounds like a great guy, BTW. Very funny at times.
A Random Anyone: Denny is a Funny, FUNNY man. You are right. Glad you enjoyed his humor. I do too! Smiles!!
Great interview, Michael and Denny... But I think I missed it somewhere along the line; is Denny single?
;)
And Michael, if the biggest complaint from your ladies has been that you're too nice, come on up! Wisconsin women LOVE nice guys!
Wow, this is a fastastic interview! While it's true that you picked a great subject you also made him come alive and real! You certainly have a talent for communication!
Great interview Michael! :-)
Nice touch adding a little T & A sandwhiching the interview in the middle. ;-)
3T
What a great interview, thanks so much for doing that!! Denny's a cool cool guy.
And, I think I also got a few ideas for this year's Halloween costume ;)
Keri: I'm a desireble item? YAY! What a great way to begin my Tuesday. Let me put some thought into the women of Wisconsin! BTW: Thanks for reminiding me, (I get sidetracked sometimes.)Yes, Denny is single and available. (If a marriage comes out of this, we'll have to do it on "Live with Regis and Kelly". Then later, I'll do something really crazy at his reception! lol!
PBS: Did If I failed to mention this, forgive me but:YOU ROCK! THANK YOU FOR THAT GREAT COMPLIMENT. Denny's a fun person to interview. And it just flowed. Plus a really great guy! See ya soon!
3rd Time: That's the Marketer in me, which is dangerous. It's what I used to do in another life! "Sandwich". How funny! I haven't read that since Cybil Sheppard's Biography!! :)
Miss Vicki: You may be on my list to be Interviewed, so get that costume ready and lol!!
Gosh, I am flabbergasted at all these really hot chicks commenting on me! So many dreams, so little time! lol
Denny: You don't fool me. I've watched you operate and you're a Connoissieur (sp?) when it comes to Multi-Tasking! Am I right girls?
You are so right Michael!
I try to keep him busy, but the man is like thunder. You never know where he'll strike next!
Ouch!
Wasn't expecting that Denny!
See what I mean?
You don't have to convince me he is wonderful. I already knew that.
Tricia: Even after that slap on the butt?
Yeah, I agree. You never know when that "lightnig" might strike next. I just hope you're not standing in the grocery line using a portable e-mail device of some type. That's when Denny can show up quietly from...well, behind. Love your sense of humor Tricia! And it was a blast to hear Bud Buckley's song on your site too!! lol!!!
that's right tricia... sneak up and thrill ya where you're not looking! ;)
M & D,
Stunning.
Denny, you have more to offer than you ever let on in your pages and comments.
It's great to know you.
And Michael, you are a wonderful interviewer.
Thanks, guys.
Denny: Tricia is even more beautiful in person (and a funny, funny lady)!
Erin O'brien: Thank you very much. You are very generous! I agree with you, Denny is a sly-guy who is amazing. I've arranged a date with the girl two BLOGs down!! lol!!
Erin, there has to be some surprises ya know ;)
and Michael, thanks bud. I enjoyed doing this interview plus I've even come across some new friends. Some of them are married but what the heck that won't last for long now that they know me. LOL
It has been a HUGE ball of FUN, my friend. And on a serious note an Honor. On a Humorous note: Glad you appreciate my Kooky humor. You're a good sport. Of course I'm fodder now for being roasted. But to me that's on par with a Macy's Day Parade. lol!
Oh yes Michael, you're right up there with Macy's big spaceman that always gets tangled up on the telephone pole. lol
I don't normally sit here and read long posts but this interview was enjoyable to read. YOu did a great job as the interviewer and Denny...well I just loved his responses. Very nicely done and I'll be looking for more of your interviews in the future.
bbsgirl: A Fascinating Guest is still ahead. You are right. Thanks for your nice compliments and I hope you'll stay tuned!
that was a great interview with Denny.I always knew Denny was a star though.
Wonderful interview, Michael.
Denny made a wonderful interviewee, didn't he? I bet he could write a book of his antics and real life stories! :)
The Old Lady: I which we had Denny on CNN's "Nancy Grace". He would be wonderful with all his experience and that wonderful mind he has. lol!
PQ!: I was beginning to worry about you! I've been chewing Dentyne evertday, so I knew it couldn't be my breath, and my underarm deordorant is "Schick Sport Cool". So it's good to see you! Denny is one of my favorite people and I've been "On Hold" waiting for a date to be flown to Houston where I have a magazine interview to conduct with a CEO. Afterwards, I can't wait to meet Denny for that drink he talked about! He is an extra-ordinary man! lol!
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